f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
u don’t wanna date me… *chuckles* *slides $20 across the table* how about now
do you ever think about how annoying and boring you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
i honestly don’t care if you hate my body or find my body disgusting because you’re not being forced to look at it or touch it or live in it ok don’t try to make me hate myself or be ashamed of the way i look just because you’re a giant asshole
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
Really guys? Let’s see about that.
MOTHER OF GOD
Well I guess I might as well try it out too
not that it’s gonna
hOLY SHIT
what have I done
yo hold up lemme give this a shot
HOLY SHI T
DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING
yeah okay but does it work for contacts?
S WEET JESUS
